30 Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At WalMart!


  • Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

  • Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

  • Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

  • Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons".

  • Try on bras over the top of your clothes.

  • Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

  • Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

  • Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

  • Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

  • Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

  • Put M&M's on layaway.

  • Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

  • Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

  • Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

  • When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

  • Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you comb your hair.

  • Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

  • Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

  • While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

  • Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

  • Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

  • In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

  • Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

  • When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

  • Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

  • Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

    Thanks Marcy for sending me these!

    Disclaimer: This page is a JOKE. Please do not go to Walmart and really do these things. This page in NO WAY encourages this activity. I actually buy alot of cool stuff at Walmart! Really!

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